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Punography
« on: December 10, 2013, 01:08:18 AM »
Punography
 
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Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.
 
A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle announce is in this day a seasoned veteran.
 
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I stayed up all eventide to the hang of where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
 
This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd never met herbivore.
 
I'm reading a book there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.
 
I did a false conduct about puns. It was a go along with on words.
 
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
 
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
 
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
Did you informed entertain about the piqued eyed don who fallen her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
 
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
 
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
 
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
 
I tried to net some fog. I mist.
 
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 
England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .
 
I adapted to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.
 
I dropped excuse of communism class because of contemptible Marx.
 
All the toilets in New York's police stations force been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to go on.
 
I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
 
Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.
 
Velcro - what a lift high!
 
Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.
 
Venison for dinner? Oh dear!
 
Earthquake in Washington obviously administration's fault.
 
I utilized to about I was indecisive, but nowadays I'm not so sure.
 
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Re: Punography
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 07:23:16 AM »
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Re: Punography
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 12:05:38 AM »
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Re: Punography
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 01:13:32 AM »
Jokes almost german sausage? yes!
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